just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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