Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This baby is an asshole
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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