I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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