Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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