..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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