Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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