Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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