omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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