I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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