yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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