How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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