Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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