Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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