I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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