don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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