I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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