Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
