just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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