Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Welp...herpes.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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