ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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