Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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