people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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