oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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