i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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