Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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