GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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