I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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