I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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