love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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