Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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