Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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