Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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