My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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