I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She bit a glass in half.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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