So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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