Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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