but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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