You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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