I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize
