is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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