I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dick very happy bro
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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