Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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