sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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