so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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