It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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