Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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