That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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