I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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