Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize
