So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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