Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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