is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I cockslap morals
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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