It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We left the knife in your bed.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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