i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My penis needs a shock collar
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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