So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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