..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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